Spent 6 weeks in Europe. Spent one week in the Dominican Republic. Fell madly in love. Emphasis on the madly. Had my tonsils out. Got grown-up job that now, 4 months later, I already hate. Went back for a week to the Dominican Republic. Realized I had no purpose in life anymore. Hated life. Decided I should move to the Dominican Republic. Started Spanish class. Job searching on-line for the Dominican from my cubicle all day.
Now I have to go to a Sales Meeting.